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21 Accessories Every Sweary Girl Really Fucking Needs

"Put the kettle on, you twat".

1. When you want to mean business from head to toe.

2. When you're being a culinary god.

3. When you're just being honest about the state of your house.

4. When you want to send a polite message.

5. When you're looking for daily inspiration.

6. When you're feeling all artsy.

7. When you're really in need of a cuppa.

8. When you're in need of light decoration for your bedroom.

9. When you simply do not give a fuck.

10. When you even want your coasters to keep it real.

11. When you need some stationary to match your mood.

12. When the chairs in your house need a little sprucing.

13. When you need a pair of everyday, casual earrings.

14. When all you've ever dreamed of is to wear your favourite swear word on your hand forever.

15. When you want a badge of honour.

16. When you want to explore all the sweary possibilities.

17. When you're in the mood for something cute, but badass.

18. I mean really fucking badass.

19. When you're not in the mood to be disturbed.

20. When you like to live and drink by your life motto.

21. And when you need a bit of motivation.