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21 Accessories Every Sweary Girl Really Fucking Needs

"Put the kettle on, you twat".

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1. When you want to mean business from head to toe.

Tights, £15.
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Tights, £15.

2. When you're being a culinary god.

Rolling pin, £22.81.
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Rolling pin, £22.81.

3. When you're just being honest about the state of your house.

Vintage hand–painted plate, £10.99.
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Vintage hand–painted plate, £10.99.

4. When you want to send a polite message.

Scrabble greetings card, £2.99.
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Scrabble greetings card, £2.99.

5. When you're looking for daily inspiration.

Watercolour digital print, £4.82.
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Watercolour digital print, £4.82.

6. When you're feeling all artsy.

Modern cross stitch kit, £10.
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Modern cross stitch kit, £10.

7. When you're really in need of a cuppa.

Coffee mug, £9.85.
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Coffee mug, £9.85.

8. When you're in need of light decoration for your bedroom.

Wood alphabet blocks, £14.36.
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Wood alphabet blocks, £14.36.

9. When you simply do not give a fuck.

Black cushion cover, £16.46.
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Black cushion cover, £16.46.

10. When you even want your coasters to keep it real.

Coaster set, £19.58.
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Coaster set, £19.58.

11. When you need some stationary to match your mood.

Set of six pencils, £5.22.
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Set of six pencils, £5.22.

12. When the chairs in your house need a little sprucing.

Handmade knitted cushion, £40+.
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Handmade knitted cushion, £40+.

13. When you need a pair of everyday, casual earrings.

Stud earrings, £5.22.
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Stud earrings, £5.22.

14. When all you've ever dreamed of is to wear your favourite swear word on your hand forever.

Sterling silver ring, £20.42.
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Sterling silver ring, £20.42.

15. When you want a badge of honour.

Patch, £5.22.
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Patch, £5.22.

16. When you want to explore all the sweary possibilities.

Magnet set, £3.26.
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Magnet set, £3.26.

17. When you're in the mood for something cute, but badass.

Swear word necklace, £10.
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Swear word necklace, £10.

18. I mean really fucking badass.

Floral necklace, £9.41.
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Floral necklace, £9.41.

19. When you're not in the mood to be disturbed.

Sleep mask, £15.66.
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Sleep mask, £15.66.

20. When you like to live and drink by your life motto.

Coffee mug, £9.79.
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Coffee mug, £9.79.

21. And when you need a bit of motivation.

Typographic art poster, £14.36.
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Typographic art poster, £14.36.