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Dec 25, 2011

Dysfunctional Family Christmas Drinking Game

Turn your holiday misery and emotionally crippled family into a recreational drinking sport! Because, let's face it, you were going to get drunk anyway.

  • 1. Someone is wearing an ugly sweater, 1 Drink

  • 2. Someone makes an insensitive comment about your job/love life/beliefs, 2 Drinks

  • 3. Mother criticizes you, 1 Drink

  • 4. Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks

    Father makes an inappropriate joke, 2 Drinks

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  • 5. Aunt says something disparaging about a family member behind their back, 1 Drink

  • 6. Grandma makes a comment about her mortality and/or how she is unappreciated, 1 Drink

  • 7. Grandpa falls asleep before sundown, 2 Drinks

  • 8. Someone gets drunk and says something offensive that makes everyone in the room uncomfortable, 1 Drink

  • 9. That someone is you, Chug

    That someone is you, Chug

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  • 10. Dog throws up, 1 Drink

  • 11. Cat throws up, 1 Drink

  • 12. Baby throws up, 1 Drink

  • 13. Pets fight over scraps of food, 2 Drinks

  • 14. Children fight over scraps of inheritance, 2 Drinks

    Children fight over scraps of inheritance, 2 Drinks

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  • 15. Cousin brings alcoholic boyfriend, 2 Drinks

  • 16. Alcoholic boyfriend says something racist, Chug

  • 17. Brother states a political opinion that infuriates you, 2 Drinks

  • 18. Sister complains to you about parents, 2 Drinks

  • 19. Uncle hits on you, Chug

    Uncle hits on you, Chug

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  • 20. Niece complains about her present, 2 Drinks

  • 21. Nephew spends entire time on mobile gaming device or phone rather than interacting with humans, 2 Drinks

  • 22. You find yourself envying your nephew for not interacting with humans, 3 Drinks

  • 23. Someone brings a cheeseball, 2 Drinks

  • 24. Someone with annoying dietary restriction (vegan, gluten allergy, etc.) complains about the food, 2 Drinks

  • 25. You find yourself playing a drinking game on Christmas to dull the pain of spending time with your family, Chug

    You find yourself playing a drinking game on Christmas to dull the pain of spending time with your family, Chug

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