The Seven Best Pontififakes

Some of these Pope suggestions are so good I considered joining a nunnery just to be a part of it all! Which of these papal posers do you think had the most potential?

7. Pope Chuck IV

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The Ten Commandments would be replaced with Chuck Norris facts. He did, afterall, build Rome in a day.

6. Pope Gary

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How has there never been a pope called Gary? Everyone's called Gary.

5. Poprah

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Because Poprah.

4. Heisenpope

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"Say my name"

"Heisenpope"

"you're God damn right!"

3. Pope Rodman

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In a parallel universe this is taking place. I want to be a part of that universe.

2. Iggy Pope

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Iggy was actually offered the Papal position but was too busy selling his fucking soul to insurance companies.

1. Pope Bono

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I saw U2 live once. It was raining heavily & I'd missed Morrissey & I was in a terrible mood and bloody Bono kept thrusting his leather clad crotch at the audience and pushing his hands into the baying crowds and I remember thinking at the time, 'he think he's the bloody pope.' I bet he's been having loads of nervous dreams lately in which he steps out onto the balcony to wave and realises he's forgotten to put on his pants.