Seriously. I know he's Woody but this sort of behaviour only encourages silver fox status.
URGENT NEWSFLASH: The baby is, according to Royal sources, very likely to be a human being, but you try telling the internet that.
Some of these Pope suggestions are so good I considered joining a nunnery just to be a part of it all! Which of these papal posers do you think had the most potential?
Car? Deep V? Dubious dancing? Soap-opera-worthy acting abilities? D listed actor willing to make an angry father cameo? Check? You're ready!
I'm organising a collection. just send the money my way and I'll make sure he gets a present, yeah? I've whittled it down to a top eight.
My dismal understanding of fashion reaches an all time low during London Fashion Week, as the designers collaborate to create clothes that resemble the wardrobe department of an educational theatre company.
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