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How do you like your eggs?

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  1. First, pick your sausage:
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    Incorrect
    Via ohgizmo.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via flocchinisausage.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via saucycuisine.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via deliciouswordflux.com
  2. Pick two round edible items to pair with your sausage:
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    Via melaniecooks.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via thumbs.dreamstime.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via valleyfig.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via med-health.net
  3. How much ketchup do you squirt...on your hash browns?
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    Via tumblr.com
    A decent amount
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    Via wordpress.com
    A little
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    Incorrect
    Via madindy.com
    None
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    Incorrect
    Via i.ytimg.com
    A lot
  4. Pick your first bite face:
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    Via Carl's Jr.
    Via Carl's Jr.
    Correct
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    Via Carl's Jr.
    Via Carl's Jr.
  5. How messy is your clean up ;-) ?
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    Via organicauthority.com
    Correct
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    Via instagram.com
    Correct
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    Via AMC
    Via AMC
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    Incorrect
    Don't even bother, just burn the house down...

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