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1. A head stimulator attachment to transform a wand vibe, and up the intensity of future orgasms.
2. A clitoral vibrator that'll ensure no clitoris gets left behind.
3. An all-around amazing 7.5" vibe with 10 vibration, pulsation, and escalation settings worthy of becoming a new favorite.
4. A prostate massager you'll want to name a national landmark after.
5. A bottle of silicone lube so good, you just may buy it for the rest of your life.
6. A powerful g-spot vibrator ready to put more expensive vibes to shame.
7. A realistic vibrating dildo for anyone who believes size and hair make all the difference.
8. A sonic massager worthy of investing in – your clitoris will thank you, and thank you, and thank you.
9. A breathable ball gag that'll satisfy kinky desires without breaking the bank.
10. A hand crafted crystal wand so beautiful, it'll have you coming back for more.
11. A butt plug that is large yet comfortable, and won't fall out while the fun goes down.
12. A butterfly vibe perfect for anyone in search of their first sex toy.
13. A sophisticated couples' ring that may revamp your whole entire sex life.
14. A smooth, glow-in-the-dark penis ring that'll ~light up~ the bedroom.
15. A glass dildo to send you twirling into an incredible orgasm.
16. A lube launcher for anyone who is tired of the struggle to get lube in the right places.
17. A dual-action vibrator so you can make this toy the master of your next orgasm, and orgasm like never before.
18. A 6.5" dildo packing suction cup power guaranteed to enhance shower sessions.
19. And a remote control bullet vibe so you can have the power of this 10 function pleasure giver in hand (or give it to your partner!).
Tammy would be proud.
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