1. It's that time of the year again:
‘Tis the season to be crying uncontrollably over a Hallmark Christmas movie.
2. And we're excited AF:
I watched the Hallmark channel for 3 minutes and suddenly I'm wearing a turtleneck and seasonal vest.
3. Grab the eggnog because there are 21 brand new movies to make us cry:
“Book of Life and Coco sound the same! Why do we need two movies about Dia de los Muertos??” Meanwhile, on the Hal… https://t.co/sHObujisrD
4. More like sob:
me: these hallmark christmas movies are so predictable and aren't even that good me an hour in: SHE FELL IN LOVE W… https://t.co/HVjehL4Toq
5. Like that one time a Hallmark movie literally became real life:
I just realized that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are living a real life Hallmark Christmas movie. The common Ame… https://t.co/5KjcrR3YE7
6. LITERALLY REAL LIFE:
When Hallmark royalty becomes real royalty 👑
7. And all of us are still waiting for our Hallmark fantasy to come true:
me: “Hallmark Christmas movies are so cheesy and unrealistic” also me: *secretly hopes this is MY year to save a s… https://t.co/yDmiIvE9FB
8. But it's ok, we're fine:
Just a little upset that life isn’t a hallmark movie but it’s fine, we’re fine, I’m fine
9. Hallmark movies have a way of making our hearts grow three sizes during the holidays:
Hallmark movie plot Cynic: Argh, Christmas is a drag. The lights, the tree, who cares. Hot guy/girl: I love Chris… https://t.co/Gle1IqZLAe
10. They may be sliiiightly predictable:
A Hallmark Christmas movie: Her: I hate you Him: Me too Her: I hate you but I notice you have a good quality Him: S… https://t.co/r0Gxp0gzOX
11. And somebody's dad is ALWAYS Santa Clause:
Hallmark movies: some sort of awkward tension between male & female, someone’s name is Nick, holiday issue arises,… https://t.co/WKQ3kgPFZs
12. Halfway through and you're unsure if you've seen this movie or not:
It's honestly hard to determine which Hallmark Christmas movies I've seen & which I haven't bc the same actors and… https://t.co/oXwhQATRNN
13. But regardless, we're going to watch them anyway:
Does every Hallmark Christmas movie have the same plot? Yes. Am I still going to watch them and act surprised w… https://t.co/qlLUHAyKva


