1.When she was so nervous about learning to drive that she drove straight into the only other car in the parking lot:
2.When she gave Joe her "breakup eyes" to let him know that their relationship — the one she created solely in her head — was over:
3.When she wrote the erotic holiday fiction "Quirky Turkey" to express her feelings about her own social awkwardness:
4.When she read her diary to her family because she didn't know how to express her feelings about wanting to go to horse camp:
5.When she expressed her feelings to her imaginary horse Jericho and reenacted how they "met":
6.When she thanked Jimmy Jr. for walking her home, but they were really just walking in the same direction:
7.And when she started rambling on about the science behind spin-the-bottle in front of him:
8.When she went to the magic shop and was warned not to mix romance with magic:
9.When she compared her personality to an unsalted pretzel and pledged to make herself more ~spicy~:
10.When she ran out of movies to turn into erotic fan fiction, so she started writing erotic friend fiction instead:
11.And when she tried to spice up her personality by sneaking out to meet Ghost Boy and sending texts like "See you soon, bitch":
12.When she used her "charm" and customer service skills to win over the food critic:
13.When her celebratory high-five was too hard, ruining her victory moment:
14.When she took her hall monitor duties a little too seriously:
15.When she tried to flirt with Josh after not seeing him since they shared a kiss behind the milk fridge:
16.And when she awkwardly suggested that she, Jimmy Jr., and Josh have a threesome:
17.When she introduced herself as Blaze, but literally no one calls her that:
18.When she confessed that she had explosive diarrhea and couldn't do the "sky kiss" with Jimmy Jr. to an entire gymnasium full of people:
19.When she had ambitions of trying out for the cheerleading squad, but wasn't sure if her hands or face were supposed to touch the ground during a cartwheel:
20.When she learned to be a contortionist so she could fit in Jimmy Jr.'s locker in order to impress him:
21.When she took Clare and Jacqueline's order while subtly expressing how she hopes they all become best friends:
22.And when she awkwardly tried to hide her unshaven legs from the ~cool~ girls:
23.Finally, when she tried to sneak a kiss with Jimmy Jr. but fell flat on her face:
