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Are You An Asshole?

Sorry I missed your message. I didn't hear my phone.

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  1. Have you ever...
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    Sent someone a quick hello just so you could ask for a favor?
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    Said "Let's set something up" with zero intention of setting something up?
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    Arranged a meeting knowing that you would cancel it at the last minute?
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    Said you would show up to a party without the slightest intention of actually going?
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    Told SEVERAL people you were going to something without the slightest intention of actually going?
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    Turned off read receipts in your messaging app?
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    Lied about missing a text because you didn't hear your phone?
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    Read the message and took a while to write back?
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    Asked to borrow something fully intending to just keep it?
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    Asked to borrow money fully intending to never pay it back?
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    Eaten or drunk more than anyone else, then argued to split the check evenly at the end of the night?
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    Said you were "almost there" when you hadn't even left yet?
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    Said you'd "change some words around" but then just shamelessly copied someone else's work?
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    Asked someone to hold your spot in line just so you could see if another line was moving faster?
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    Not held the elevator door so you could have it all to yourself?
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    Pretended not to see someone you know in public?
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    Failed to do something important for someone just because it was slightly inconvenient for you?
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    Apologized for being an asshole to someone, and then acted like an asshole to them again?
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    Taken off instead of seeing something through?
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    Blamed someone you knew would take the blame for you?
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    Benefited from manipulating another person?
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    Enjoyed manipulating another person?
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This post was translated from Portuguese.

 
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