22 Of The Most Fabulous Put-Downs And Comebacks From "Ab Fab"

    You're fabulous, but the rest of the world is a boring snot bag that can piss off.

    1. For when someone looks like death:

    2. For when someone isn't being polite on Twitter:

    3. For when someone doesn't invite you to brunch:

    4. For when someone is judging you for ordering that third wine*:

    5. For when you're judging other people for ordering that third bottle of wine:

    6. For when your colleague won't stop whining about their commute:

    7. For when you can still hear that one colleague whining about their commute from the other side of the office:

    8. For when someone asks if they can steal a chip:

    9. For when someone asks how your weekend was:

    10. For when someone is follicly-challenged:

    11. For when someone is duller than you thought possible:

    12. For when someone's being a bit weak:

    13. For when your housemates steal all your food:

    14. For when someone keeps talking in the cinema:

    15. For when you take the last slice of cake:

    16. For when one of your friends has been a victim of a fuckboy.

    17. For when someone criticises your lifestyle:

    18. For your friend who's always late:

    19. For when some guy at a bar won't stop bothering you:

    20. For when you bump into your best friend's ex:

    21. For when someone is giving excuses:

    22. For everyone ever: