22 Of The Most Fabulous Put-Downs And Comebacks From "Ab Fab"
You're fabulous, but the rest of the world is a boring snot bag that can piss off.
1. For when someone looks like death:
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2. For when someone isn't being polite on Twitter:
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3. For when someone doesn't invite you to brunch:
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4. For when someone is judging you for ordering that third wine*:
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*Bottle not glass, obviously darling.
5. For when you're judging other people for ordering that third bottle of wine:
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6. For when your colleague won't stop whining about their commute:
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7. For when you can still hear that one colleague whining about their commute from the other side of the office:
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8. For when someone asks if they can steal a chip:
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9. For when someone asks how your weekend was:
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10. For when someone is follicly-challenged:
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11. For when someone is duller than you thought possible:
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12. For when someone's being a bit weak:
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13. For when your housemates steal all your food:
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14. For when someone keeps talking in the cinema:
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15. For when you take the last slice of cake:
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16. For when one of your friends has been a victim of a fuckboy.
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17. For when someone criticises your lifestyle:
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18. For your friend who's always late:
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19. For when some guy at a bar won't stop bothering you:
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20. For when you bump into your best friend's ex:
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21. For when someone is giving excuses:
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22. For everyone ever:
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