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Would You Rather: Food Or People Edition

Carbs or your dad?

The rules: If you choose to give up your loved one they forget you ever existed and you can never see them again. You remember them and miss them, but no harm is caused to them and they don't miss you. If you choose to give up the food you become deathly allergic to it. Also all the temptations and inconveniences of giving it up in the real world still apply.

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  1. Would you rather give up sugar or your best friend?

    Remember that sugar is in BBQ sauce – that might swing it for you.

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Would you rather give up sugar or your best friend?
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    Delicious yummy sugar
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    Your best friend, who may or may not look a bit like this
  1. Cheese or your work BFF?

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Cheese or your work BFF?
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    Cheesy cheese
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    The person who makes your work bearable
  1. Onions or your favourite sibling?

    Onions are probably in BBQ sauce too.

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Onions or your favourite sibling?
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    Onions in all their forms
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    Your fave sibling, who might look kind of like this
  1. All vegetables ever or your mum?

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All vegetables ever or your mum?
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    Every vegetable in the entire world
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    Your mum
  1. Chocolate or all pets ever?

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Chocolate or all pets ever?
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    Incredibly delicious chocolate
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    The ability to own a pet
  1. Potatoes or your significant other?

    (You're allowed to get a new boyfriend after you dump this one for some chips.)

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Potatoes or your significant other?
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    Chips, crisps, mash, hash browns, all potatoes ever
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    Your partner
  1. Garlic or your fave cousin?

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Garlic or your fave cousin?
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    Garlic (including garlic and herb dip)
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    Probably the only reason you're still going to family parties
  1. Pasta or your second-best friend?

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Pasta or your second-best friend?
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    Lasagne, spag bol, mac 'n' cheese, every pasta ever
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    Your backup best man
  1. Carbs or your dad?

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Carbs or your dad?
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    Pasta, bread, potato, cake, rice, ALL OF IT GONE
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    Your dad