Buzz·Posted on 3 Feb 201723 Weird Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite EverythingEven in the darkest of times, a dog's shaved asshole will make you laugh.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 🍺Bill🍺Oakley🍺 @thatbilloakley I am at karaoke - there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are "The Simpsons..." then it… https://t.co/int3UuisZw 12:55 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 3. Dan Rebellato @DanRebellato Wait - does Madonna actually sleep on pillows printed with pages from the @guardian, including a huge photo of Geor… https://t.co/boR71BZZpy 05:23 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Charles Finch @CharlesFinch These have got to be the two dumbest people alive 05:14 PM - 24 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ㅤ @Sturrfridge Not really how I imagined the second coming 04:57 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ben @the_worldpolice asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt... what I expected vs what I got 10:43 PM - 08 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Josh @shatterfront he was ahead of his time 11:36 PM - 02 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lucy @SHESAMERlCVN so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents 12:15 PM - 25 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. earth angel @veggieboii who is she 12:22 AM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. gucci maine @sarahesoltan why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter? 03:15 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. heaviside @estrellitaxvx who is cyber bullying my son 10:26 PM - 12 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. garin @garinstone21 as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string 07:11 PM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. zetsubouquet @mo0ty how it feels to listen to podcasts 02:20 AM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. joe heenan @joeheenan Told the kids Carpet World was a theme park. They loved it 12:29 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Roy Thomas @iamroymario Not everyday you get to meet the fella off the fivers.. 11:07 AM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. David Bratchpiece @bratchy1 Today I saw the messiah of hamsters 12:56 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. leaf blower 🍃 @MsHustlee My stupid ass brung the real butter instead of my lunch 😒😒😠😠😡😡 I'm hungryyyy, I need some real Tupperware 😂😭 04:15 PM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Alexandria Bishop @aalexandriabish I did my 6 year old nieces makeup...then let her do mine.... 12:57 AM - 30 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Laura Lee @GlasgaeLauraLee My friend's teenagers got drunk and named the fish on her wallpaper. Highlights include Kylie Minnow and Whoopi Gol… https://t.co/0ERKaztDRD 03:14 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Vikki Stone @vikkistone To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled. 01:43 PM - 29 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Carla Panelli @carlapanellii The answer I was lookin for x 05:15 PM - 25 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23.