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23 Weird Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite Everything

Even in the darkest of times, a dog's shaved asshole will make you laugh.

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I am at karaoke - there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are "The Simpsons..." then it… https://t.co/int3UuisZw

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Wait - does Madonna actually sleep on pillows printed with pages from the @guardian, including a huge photo of Geor… https://t.co/boR71BZZpy

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These have got to be the two dumbest people alive

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Not really how I imagined the second coming

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asked groomer to shave a heart on my dogs butt... what I expected vs what I got

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so my dad gave the squirrels christmas presents

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why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter?

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as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string

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how it feels to listen to podcasts

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Told the kids Carpet World was a theme park. They loved it

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Not everyday you get to meet the fella off the fivers..

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My stupid ass brung the real butter instead of my lunch 😒😒😠😠😡😡 I'm hungryyyy, I need some real Tupperware 😂😭

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I did my 6 year old nieces makeup...then let her do mine....

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My friend's teenagers got drunk and named the fish on her wallpaper. Highlights include Kylie Minnow and Whoopi Gol… https://t.co/0ERKaztDRD

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To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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