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18 Ways University Doesn't Prepare You For The Real World

It doesn't actually teach you how to adult.

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1. University doesn't really prepare you for looking office appropriate.

HUNGOVER IN THE WRONG LECTURE & IN ADDITION HAVING A BIG RAZ STAMP STILL IMPRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD. NOT COOL

If you're wearing clean tracksuit bottoms in a lecture, then it's a good day.

2. Napping at work is also frowned upon.

Someone rough? 😂😷 @fia23_C #hungover #english #lecture #uni @JackThompson7 @tombradshaw26

But napping in a lecture is obviously 100% acceptable behaviour.

4. And you can't pull an all-nighter everytime a deadline sneaks up on you.

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Well you could, but you'd also have to be in the next day at 9am probably.

6. Though that also means you won't have to avoid so many people.

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Leaving uni means no more bumping into that regrettable one night stand in the supermarket again, unless you're really unlucky.

9. In the real world people generally have breakfast before noon.

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10. And it's advised to eat a varied and balanced diet.

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Mushroom flavour Pot Noodle does not count as one of your five a day.

11. Not all nights out will be strictly themed.

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14. You'll never have most of your social life organised for you again.

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15. And you'll never be persuaded to buy so much stash.

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You need the new hoodie every year obviously.

16. It's not really accepted to grill your colleagues on their love lives.

But this is basically what the quiet bits in lectures are for.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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