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25 Things Kids Have Said That Will Actually Make You Laugh

You will never be as funny as these children.

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7yo just discovered Beyonce's album on her iPod also includes the movie. She gasped, "I can watch this when I poop!"

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Tbt to when my fish that lived for 3 years died and I didn't have a picture with it so I made my mom take one

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Summer Break: Day 9 7yo: DO LADIES BREAK UP WITH BOYS CUZ THEY FART? Me: No? 7: GOOD CUZ THAT WOULD BE MEAN Plz, school. Take them back.

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I think my kid just declared prostitution a government service.

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It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more

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4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!

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Today was crazy hair day at my lil cousins school and this is what her mom did to her she's so extra I love it

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8yo: On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden 6: BUTTS 8: 4 calling 6: BUTTS 8: 3 French 6: BUTTS 8: MOMMYYYYY

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I just want someone who looks at me the way my brother looks at ketchup

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[5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the oven? Me: I'm up.

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My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster...

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4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.

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She's mad at the sun for going down #minimilah

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Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too

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watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college

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When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious.

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4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.

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7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me.

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The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic.

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My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it.

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7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

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3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card? Me (in bed): Yes. 3yo: Will he love it? Me: Yes.

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dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!" 11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"

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My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives."

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