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This Is What Really Happens In The Girls' Bathroom

Very important stuff happens.

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The Fake Toilets are mainly for changing into the special triangle smocks, to look like our emblem and mother goddess, Toilet Mother.

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The fake toilets are also good for giving each other knowing looks.

To enter the rooms beyond The Fake Toilets you must pay your respects to Toilet Mother by spinning around three times and whispering "praise to the moon".

The Misandrist Planning Room is focused on taking down the patriarchy. For the last few millennia it has been wildly unsuccessful.

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An increase in funding in the new year is expected to boost productivity.

The Conference Room is used to solve more personal problems.

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After Christmas, the waiting list for an Official Hearing with the Committee of Elders gets crazy long.

The toilets in The Peeing Palace are stool-shaped so that you can put your triangle smock neatly over them to preserve your dignity.

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It is common to chat while peeing, but pooing usually requires a respectful silence.

Women exit through The Fake Toilets, taking off their triangle smocks, and re-enter the outside world.

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They now feel refreshed, inspired, and ready to take on whatever the world throws at them.

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