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33 Tweets About Being A Lesbian That Will Make You Wet Yourself... With Laughter

Lesbian mating call: Cat hairs on your black shirt.

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1. On dating:

In the lesbian world, its quite normal to end up being friends with&/or dating your ex's ex bae's ex girlfriend's ex who dated the first ex.

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A Subtle Lesbian Mating Call: cat hairs on your black shirt.

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Friends: (Trying to get you to date every lesbian they know) Me:

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Most lesbian moment of 2015 so far: Arrive at date's house at the same time as a delivery guy, who is delivering her a new cat litter tray.

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they can't really do a lesbian take me out because half of them would have slept with or know each other already

6. On fashion:

Today I bought a handful of shirts in the 12 year old boy section of old navy #lesbianproblems

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It's cool that lesbian chic is in bc I can buy all these flannels, but now I can't tell if ya girl is gay or just trendy. It's anarchy.

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THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME IN THE WAITING ROOM OF THE TYRE SHOP IS WEARING THE SAME LESBIAN SANDALS AS ME

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Lesbian problem: your girlfriend wanting all your clothes

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worst thing bout being in a lesbian relationship is the fact that you always end up wearing the same fucking flannels

12. On periods:

My period is synced with my girlfriend's which means we both question our relationship and existence around the exact same time each month!

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Period period, go away I really don't need this shit, I'm gay. - A lesbian poem.

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You'd think this bow tie would let me skip a few periods.

15. On straight people:

Straight girl- "ugh I should just be a lesbian, things would be so much easier" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S WHAT U THINK FAM

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"if I was gay I would date you" - a sentence said by pretty much every straight girl to a lesbian

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*to a straight couple* which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian???

18.

"Why do lesbians look like men?" why do u look like shit?

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What she says: "I'm a lesbian and I love my girlfriend." What he hears: "Wanna have a threesome?"

20. On seeing other lesbians:

When you see another lesbian in public

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22. On lesbians in the media:

OKAY GUYS BUT WE ALL KNOW THE LESBIAN CHARACTER WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO DIE

23.

Description for every lesbian film: "In this taboo romance.."

24.

If you faceswap Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, they look like a cute lesbian couple 😂

25.

Happy #InternationalLesbianDay! Today we are lesbians, tomorrow we go back to being gal pals.

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if dudes wear flip flops the media will call them gay but women could have their fist inside a vagina at Walmart and they'd be best friends

27. On growing up gay:

When your parents say "You can only talk to girls on the phone." But didn't know you were a lesbian.

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Me at 13, versus me now. #GrowingUpGay

29. On sex:

you guys, people use AA batteries for things other than vibrators, right? So I can stop telling the cashier they are for a friend??

30.

when you're talking to a girl and things start getting serious...

31.

Such a double standard between men & women, like when men have sex with lots of women they're "players," but when I do it I'm a "lesbian."

32. On religion:

#GrowingUpLesbian when you're a tomboy & your mom forces you to wear a dress to church

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I believe God created Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, and the less talked about lesbian couple Judy and Sheila who mostly kept to themselves.

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