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24 Times Simon Amstell Was Way, Way Too Real

"How can we still have homophobia... When Elton John wrote the Lion King?"

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1. On sexism:

2. On humanity:

3. On crushes:

Simon's mum: "Do you want to sleep with him or be him?"Simon: "Both. That's normal, isn't it?"
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Simon's mum: "Do you want to sleep with him or be him?"

Simon: "Both. That's normal, isn't it?"

4. On pep talks:

5. On the evolution of language:

"We are being fed these words that don't make any sense. Like manbag and guyliner. Like men don't have hands or eyes. "
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"We are being fed these words that don't make any sense. Like manbag and guyliner. Like men don't have hands or eyes. "

6. On orgies:

"My personality is not suited to an orgy. What I bring to a social setting is humour. That is not required at an orgy. Nobody wants to be sarcastically fellated."
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"My personality is not suited to an orgy. What I bring to a social setting is humour. That is not required at an orgy. Nobody wants to be sarcastically fellated."

7. On getting on with stuff:

8. On John Barrowman's good looks:

9. On being single:

10. On wearing sunglasses indoors:

11. On personalities:

12. On living alone:

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13. On loneliness:

14. On life:

15. On group therapy:

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16. On makeup:

17. On homophobia:

18. On religion:

19. On dating:

20. On communicating:

21. On alcohol:

22. On fashion:

23. On sex:

24. On cats: