1. No matter how much you stay in you seem to be constantly exhausted.
Every morning when my alarm goes off, I think "This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."
Going to work is just a lot of effort.
2. You are happiest when you don't move from your sofa for several hours.
3. You know that it's not a true night in unless you've got an elasticated waistband.
4. It's not like you're sitting around doing nothing – you have a busy schedule.
5. You really enjoy eating home cooking, and would so much rather have a proper meal than a rushed snack at the end of a night.
6. Or a takeaway, which is like going to a restaurant but never leaving the house.
7. If you have a pet, you miss hanging out with them every time you have a night out.
8. You never get bored of staying in.
9. It's not that you don't like hanging out with your friends.
10. It's just you'd rather do it in the daytime when you're not sleepy.
11. Though your favourite type of socialising is when other people come to your house.
12. You are an expert at thinking up creative bailing excuses.
13. Though you're so experienced at this you've probably just started telling the truth.
14. If you have one or two going-out plans, you know you'll want to stay in the rest of the week.
15. You might even have a sofa-based hobby that you're eager to get home to every evening.
16. Your ideal evening definitely involves being asleep by 11.
17. You are a rare sighting at after-work drinks.
18. Plans that involve no allocated time for eating really stress you out.
19. You rarely suffer from FOMO.
20. But you sometimes fake it so as not to be rude.
21. You're in a committed relationship with your home, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
