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21 Things You'll Only Understand If You Have An Evil Cat

You're 75% sure they would kill you if they thought they could.

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1. Your cat is constantly trying to steal your food.

Your cat sees themselves as too good for cat food and so will try to steal human food at every opportunity.
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Your cat sees themselves as too good for cat food and so will try to steal human food at every opportunity.

2. Yet when you try to give them food to buy their love, they reject you.

3. You can't wear certain items of clothing because your cat has covered them in cat hair.

4. Your cat never lets you take cute pictures with them.

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5. And they make it known that they don't like to be picked up.

6. Sometimes your cat just physically harms you.

They occasionally draw blood.
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They occasionally draw blood.

7. And your cat is no nicer to other cats either.

They don't want to give you love, but they don't want you to get love from elsewhere either.
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They don't want to give you love, but they don't want you to get love from elsewhere either.

8. Sometimes your cat will stare at you like they hate you, for no reason whatsoever.

Other than the fact that they do probably hate you.
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Other than the fact that they do probably hate you.

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9. Your cat gets weirdly possessive of you.

They don't like you, but no one else is allowed to like you either.
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They don't like you, but no one else is allowed to like you either.

10. You're a bit afraid they might try to kill you in your sleep.

11. Their actions seem illogical and pointlessly cruel.

12. Your cat is in a constant state of either wanting to be let in, or let out.

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13. Your cat's favourite place to sit is directly in front of the TV.

Especially during important plot points.
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Especially during important plot points.

14. Your cat is also very unwelcoming to guests.

15. You have tried to appease your cat with gifts, but they always reject them.

16. Your cat will not tolerate any object staying on any surface.

In your cat's eyes all things belong on the floor.
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In your cat's eyes all things belong on the floor.

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17. Your cat believes that litter definitely belongs outside the box.

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18. Your cat will destroy anything to get what they really want.

19. Your cat doesn't really let you sleep at night.

20. Sometimes they keep you awake by noisily shitting.

21. And for some reason you still love them.

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