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19 Things You'll Only Understand If You Have A Cat

It is the law that cats will only sit on you when you need to pee.

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1. If you have a cat you don't need an alarm clock.

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Cats are mystical beings, connected to the natural world in ways we can't understand. They rise with the sun... or just before the sun, or whenever they damn well please, which is usually about 5am.

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9. Cats hate closed doors.

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When god told cats that when he closes a door, he always opens a window, cat's took that very literally. And now cats are in a constant state of disappointment at every closed door and window in the world.

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16. Most of the time cats sit on you, they will give you the arse end.

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They don't get that we don't want to sniff it.

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