1. When chinful people moan to you about their teeny weeny double chins you smile at them politely.
2. They don't know what it's like to just not have a chin.
3. You don't just see a double chin when you accidentally open your front-facing camera; you see one all the time.
4. You probably have a go-to pose for photos that involves craning your neck out and making sure the camera is above your eyeline at all times.
5. And you automatically pull a face whenever you look in a mirror as well.
6. But sometimes when you're just sitting around you can't help but just feel your own neck and imagine how chinless you look right now.
7. When you get a good picture of yourself that wasn't a selfie, it is headline news for you for at least a week.
8. You have definitely googled chin workout routines before.
9. And you have probably even convinced yourself that you were actually going to stick to doing some face gym routine every day.
10. You might have tried to contour in a jawline.
11. Or grow a beard to hide what's underneath.
12. You know that you probably won't age too well. Turkey necks are probably a strong family trait.
13. But you've come to terms with your weak chin, and you know that it won't hold you back in life.
14. You've even begun to appreciate the comic potential of your chinless body.
15. And it's a true sign of trust when you show someone your maximum chinless state.
16. Over the years you've worked out which hairstyle maximises what little jawline you have.
17. You know the power of the Snapchat bar when it comes to hiding your chin.
18. But you've come to understand that your smooth neck that effortlessly blends from mouth to chest is full of joy.
19. Who needs a chin anyway?
