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21 Things You'll Only Get If You're A Terrible Twentysomething

Crafting > clubbing.

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1. You'd probably rather watch home improvement shows than the latest series everyone is talking about.

What can you say, you just love interior design.
Channel 4

What can you say, you just love interior design.

2. And you have a busy schedule of cooking shows to keep up with.

The Food Network

3. You only watch so many cooking shows because you actually enjoy cooking.

Instagram: @forestfix

Well, eating.

4. You'd rather get a KitchenAid mixer than the newest iPhone.

Instagram: @jewelmeza

They'll last for life and you can use them to make CAKE.

5. And you like watching property programs so much because you spend so much time at home.

Instagram: @pattihome

And because you're nosey and like looking round other people's houses.

6. You know that going out is majorly overrated.

NBC

7. Clubs are way too loud.

DreamWorks

8. And there's never anywhere to sit down.

Dancing is kinda fun for like an hour, but then you need a lil' rest.
Twitter: @lou_believe

Dancing is kinda fun for like an hour, but then you need a lil' rest.

9. And there's always queuing involved: to get in, for the bar, and for the toilet.

Rollins-Joffe Productions

As soon as you could go clubbing legally you became too old to club.

10. If your friends ever do persuade you to go OUT out – you will be home by 1am.

Instagram: @stellathetinycat

11. You don't mind leaving the house, but there's got to be food involved.

Instagram: @harry_c_h

12. Every shopping trip has to have lots of stops for snacks.

Instagram: @the

13. You're the last to catch on to any new social media craze.

You think you understand Facebook, but Twitter is beyond you.
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You think you understand Facebook, but Twitter is beyond you.

14. You hate being a part of group messages and always seem to miss the joke.

Instagram: @mattybugatty

You'd mute them all if you could work out how.

15. Dating can be tricky when you don't like staying up late and noisy bars.

NBC

Trying new things that aren't food is generally a bit too scary.

16. You wouldn't be caught dead in weather-inappropriate clothing.

You don't care if it ruins your outfit – as long as you're warm.
FOX

You don't care if it ruins your outfit – as long as you're warm.

17. You've never really got on with serious high heels.

ABC

You can just about manage a smart heel with a platform if you don't have to stand up for more than half an hour.

18. You're probably mildly addicted to some kind of crafting.

Instagram: @sherjenks

Knitting is more addictive than any app game you've ever tried.

19. You get genuinely excited about getting into bed after you've changed your sheets.

Instagram: @creatingkim

20. The idea of starting to watch a film past 9pm is a bit too wild for you.

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Some films are over two hours long and that could totally wreck your sleep pattern.

21. You're just not yourself if you don't get eight hours of sleep a night.

Instagram: @qwertytheiggy

Preferably between 11pm and 7am, but obviously that means being in bed by 10:30pm.