1. You'd probably rather watch home improvement shows than the latest series everyone is talking about.
2. And you have a busy schedule of cooking shows to keep up with.
3. You only watch so many cooking shows because you actually enjoy cooking.
4. You'd rather get a KitchenAid mixer than the newest iPhone.
5. And you like watching property programs so much because you spend so much time at home.
6. You know that going out is majorly overrated.
7. Clubs are way too loud.
8. And there's never anywhere to sit down.
9. And there's always queuing involved: to get in, for the bar, and for the toilet.
10. If your friends ever do persuade you to go OUT out – you will be home by 1am.
11. You don't mind leaving the house, but there's got to be food involved.
12. Every shopping trip has to have lots of stops for snacks.
13. You're the last to catch on to any new social media craze.
14. You hate being a part of group messages and always seem to miss the joke.
15. Dating can be tricky when you don't like staying up late and noisy bars.
16. You wouldn't be caught dead in weather-inappropriate clothing.
17. You've never really got on with serious high heels.
18. You're probably mildly addicted to some kind of crafting.
19. You get genuinely excited about getting into bed after you've changed your sheets.
20. The idea of starting to watch a film past 9pm is a bit too wild for you.
