12 Things You'll Only Understand If You Can't Get A Cleavage
"Come together, right now" – You to your boobs.
You've probably either got really tiny tits, or boobs that just point in completely opposite directions.
If you squish your boobs with your hands you can easily get cleavage like a Renaissance lady in a corset.
But it doesn’t matter which bra you wear, it will never give you a cleavage.
Even though when you lie on your side gravity gives you the best push-up bra you could wish for.
Maybe once you found a slightly too small push-up bra that gave you cleavage, but then as soon as you left the house your boobs decided they'd had enough of each other again.
Or maybe it was just the most uncomfortable thing you've ever worn.
You've definitely considered forcing them together with duct tape before.
Or maybe you could just subtly squish them together all night.
But you and cleavage are not meant to be.
And that's OK, because tiny titties are beautiful.
And so are boobs that point out sideways, or downwards, or just don't meet in the middle.
So love your boobs even if they don't love each other!
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