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12 Things You'll Only Understand If You Can't Get A Cleavage

"Come together, right now" – You to your boobs.

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1. You've probably either got really tiny tits, or boobs that just point in completely opposite directions.

Or both.
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Or both.

2. If you squish your boobs with your hands you can easily get cleavage like a Renaissance lady in a corset.

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3. But it doesn’t matter which bra you wear, it will never give you a cleavage.

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4. Even though when you lie on your side gravity gives you the best push-up bra you could wish for.

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5. Maybe once you found a slightly too small push-up bra that gave you cleavage, but then as soon as you left the house your boobs decided they'd had enough of each other again.

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6. Or maybe it was just the most uncomfortable thing you've ever worn.

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7. You've definitely considered forcing them together with duct tape before.

But it's just not worth it for the removal process.
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But it's just not worth it for the removal process.

8. Or maybe you could just subtly squish them together all night.

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9. But you and cleavage are not meant to be.

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10. And that's OK, because tiny titties are beautiful.

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11. And so are boobs that point out sideways, or downwards, or just don't meet in the middle.

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12. So love your boobs even if they don't love each other!

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