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    12 Things You'll Only Understand If You Can't Get A Cleavage

    "Come together, right now" – You to your boobs.

    1. You've probably either got really tiny tits, or boobs that just point in completely opposite directions.

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    Or both.

    2. If you squish your boobs with your hands you can easily get cleavage like a Renaissance lady in a corset.

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    3. But it doesn’t matter which bra you wear, it will never give you a cleavage.

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    4. Even though when you lie on your side gravity gives you the best push-up bra you could wish for.

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    5. Maybe once you found a slightly too small push-up bra that gave you cleavage, but then as soon as you left the house your boobs decided they'd had enough of each other again.

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    6. Or maybe it was just the most uncomfortable thing you've ever worn.

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    7. You've definitely considered forcing them together with duct tape before.

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    But it's just not worth it for the removal process.

    8. Or maybe you could just subtly squish them together all night.

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    9. But you and cleavage are not meant to be.

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    10. And that's OK, because tiny titties are beautiful.

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    11. And so are boobs that point out sideways, or downwards, or just don't meet in the middle.

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    12. So love your boobs even if they don't love each other!

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