1. In the winter you happily avoid all hair removal. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Flo Perry / BuzzFeed Because if strangers aren't going to see it then you're happy to live that hairy lifestyle. 2. So naturally when the sun does come out you still remove as little hair as possible for people to believe you're a naturally hairless wonder. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed You'll only shave your armpits if you think there's a chance you'll have to take your jumper off. 3. You understand that shaving is both annoying and usually uncomfortable. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed 4. You absolutely hate the fact that there's pressure from society to shave. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @stephanier26 That ol' patriarchy at it again. 5. And you are waiting for the day that some lil' pubes peeking out of your bikini comes back into fashion. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 6. You have serious respect for any woman brave enough to rock body hair. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com And you think they all look damn hot with it too. 7. And maybe occasionally you'll let it all hang out too. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @slingaillustration 8. But also, sometimes, it's nice to feel like a smooth slippery mermaid princess. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @loulovesgin 9. Or you might wish you could rock your hairy legs, but just don't feel quite brave enough. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @leghairdontcare You hate shaving, but you also hate unwanted stares and comments. 10. You've probably tried the full range of hair removal products to see which is the least pain and effort. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @thatketoliife Probably not an epilator unless you have an incredible pain threshold. 11. And you've suffered through your fair share of ingrown hairs. Natalya Lobanova / BuzzFeed Though finally getting to dig these bad boys out is definitely the best part of hair removal. 12. Everytime you go for a wax you forget how excruciatingly painful it is, and swear never to do it again. Becky Barnicoat / BuzzFeed 13. But then you also remember how itchy shaving regrowth is. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed If your skin can handle being mowed then congrats. 14. And the smell of Veet is the opposite of sexy. James Higgins @JSHiggins_ Veet that doesn't smell like death is all I'm asking for right now 03:20 PM - 20 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Whatever method you try, the stubble comes back to haunt you way too soon. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @syan_het94 16. And it hurts your heart that you have to pay for the privilege of removing your body hair. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed 17. You totally expect any of your romantic partners to be chill about how hairy you are. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @naturalbeautyio If they complain then they're not welcome back into your hairy lady cave. 18. Because even if you make an effort at the beginning, as soon as you get comfy that stuff goes out the window. Flo Perry / BuzzFeed 19. Though there are still a few people you'll always make the effort for. Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed You'll even remember to shave your toes.