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19 Things You'll Understand If You're A Girl Who Fucking Hates Shaving

You're praying for pubes to come back into fashion.

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1. In the winter you happily avoid all hair removal.

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Because if strangers aren't going to see it then you're happy to live that hairy lifestyle.

2. So naturally when the sun does come out you still remove as little hair as possible for people to believe you're a naturally hairless wonder.

You'll only shave your armpits if you think there's a chance you'll have to take your jumper off.
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You'll only shave your armpits if you think there's a chance you'll have to take your jumper off.

3. You understand that shaving is both annoying and usually uncomfortable.

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4. You absolutely hate the fact that there's pressure from society to shave.

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That ol' patriarchy at it again.

5. And you are waiting for the day that some lil' pubes peeking out of your bikini comes back into fashion.

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6. You have serious respect for any woman brave enough to rock body hair.

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And you think they all look damn hot with it too.

7. And maybe occasionally you'll let it all hang out too.

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8. But also, sometimes, it's nice to feel like a smooth slippery mermaid princess.

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9. Or you might wish you could rock your hairy legs, but just don't feel quite brave enough.

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You hate shaving, but you also hate unwanted stares and comments.

10. You've probably tried the full range of hair removal products to see which is the least pain and effort.

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Probably not an epilator unless you have an incredible pain threshold.

11. And you've suffered through your fair share of ingrown hairs.

Though finally getting to dig these bad boys out is definitely the best part of hair removal.
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Though finally getting to dig these bad boys out is definitely the best part of hair removal.

12. Everytime you go for a wax you forget how excruciatingly painful it is, and swear never to do it again.

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13. But then you also remember how itchy shaving regrowth is.

If your skin can handle being mowed then congrats.
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If your skin can handle being mowed then congrats.

14. And the smell of Veet is the opposite of sexy.

Veet that doesn't smell like death is all I'm asking for right now

15. Whatever method you try, the stubble comes back to haunt you way too soon.

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16. And it hurts your heart that you have to pay for the privilege of removing your body hair.

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17. You totally expect any of your romantic partners to be chill about how hairy you are.

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If they complain then they're not welcome back into your hairy lady cave.

18. Because even if you make an effort at the beginning, as soon as you get comfy that stuff goes out the window.

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19. Though there are still a few people you'll always make the effort for.

You'll even remember to shave your toes.
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You'll even remember to shave your toes.