1. You both enable each other's grandmaness. You practically encourage each other to bail on going out.
2. All your plans must involve food.
3. When you go out for dinner you pick somewhere conveniently located where you don't have to book and it's not too loud.
4. You have no problem meeting each other for dinner at 7 and saying goodbye at 9 so you can both be in bed for 10.
5. You really enjoy doing wholesome daytime activities together, like country walks.
6. And spending rainy days in cooking together.
7. Your favourite programmes to watch involve houses or cooking.
8. You're both terrified of dating apps, and do them together for courage rather than for fun.
9. If you do manage to go out to a club you'll only enjoy it if you know the words to all the songs.
10. And even if it's the best club in the world, you'd still like to be in bed by 2am.
11. You've been known to leave a party early together to get food.
12. And more than once you've failed to leave the house when you were meant to go out.
13. You always pick alcohol that you actually like the taste of, not just the cheapest way to get drunk.
14. You don't ever dress up for each other – if anything you dress down.
15. You're both as bad as each other when it comes to understanding new slang and memes.
16. You like shopping for coats and knitwear together, but hate shopping for going-out clothes or bikinis.
17. You probably have some pretty nerdy hobbies you talk about together.
"SLOW DOWN, YOU OLD BITCH," I scream at the YouTube knitting tutorial lady.
You love crafting or a good quiz.
18. You both really appreciate a practical fashion accessory.
19. One of your main hobbies to do together is judge other people.
20. Or you just wonder in awe how other people stay out until 4am in heels.
21. You're just so happy you have someone else to indulge in all your favourite hobbies with.
