1. How to make the cheapest cocktail possible.
2. How much your liver can really take.
3. That pizza tastes best at 4am.
4. How to reach a minimum word count when you have run out of things to say.
5. How to cook a meal with very few resources.
6. How to make yourself look ridiculous on a budget.
7. How long you can actually stay awake for.
8. And how many energy drinks you can consume before you start to seriously worry for your health.
9. How to truly fuck with your sleeping patterns.
10. And how to nap almost anywhere.
11. That 18-year-olds definitely aren't adults yet.
12. How to collect as many free T-shirts as possible.
13. How to properly procrastinate.
14. And how to conduct a thorough Facebook stalk.
15. How to live with people who aren't your mum.
16. How to completely waste a day.
17. And how to make the most of one.
18. That sometimes it's more fun to make the wrong decision.
19. That however niche your interest, there is someone out there who shares it.
20. At least one banterous drinking song.
21. Several overly complicated drinking games.
22. And how to totally ignore your future.
