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23 Things That Happened At Every British Teenage House Party

Everyone knows that Blue WKD isn't just blue on the way in.

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2. Or the parents kindly went out to dinner so the kids could have some harmless fun.


When they came back and realised their house looked like a budget episode of Skins they either ran upstairs and started praying, or would desperately try to persuade all the teenagers to leave their house.

7. You'd buy your Glen's from the corner shop that would serve literally anyone.


The people who owned it were either very old and a bit blind, or they just didn't give a shit as long as you paid them.

8. You'd pre-mix your Glen's before you got to the party and then swig it out of a two-litre lemonade bottle all night to stop anyone nicking your alcohol.

20. At least one person wouldn't be able to handle all their WKDs, and if stuff got really bad their mum would have to pick them up.

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There would be a lot of debate about whether the person could just be put to bed, or if their mum had to be called.

21. If you were lucky you went to one properly wild house party in your whole adolescence, and the police probably turned up at half one.


There was always one kid who didn't listen to the warnings about putting your party on social media. After that party their parents never left them home alone again.

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