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29 Things Only Girls Over 5-Foot-9 Will Understand

We aren't bending our knees to look sexy — we're doing it so we fit in the photo.

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1. You tend to stand out in group pictures with your girlfriends.

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2. To avoid standing out you do this weird sexy squat.

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Straight back, knees together, bend legs, and smile like your quads aren't aching.

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4. Getting the whole of you in a mirror selfie is damn near impossible.

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5. If you really want a mirror selfie you will probably have to do the sexy head tilt.

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In extreme situations you will need both the sexy head tilt and the sexy squat. This can lead to you looking a bit crumpled.

6. Women's bathrooms in general are just not built for you.

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There is no eye contact more awkward than over-stall eye contact.

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9. You are definitely over 6 foot in all heels.

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10. And it can feel kind of awkward being even more of a giant than normal.

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But some shoes are just totally worth it.

11. If you go to a bar wearing heels you have a pretty good view of the whole place.

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And the top of everyone's head.

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16. It's great having super-long legs, but they tend to constantly be in the way.

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17. Public transport just isn't built for you.

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20. Sometimes it's hard to know whether something was meant to be a dress or a top.

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You can be wearing a shirt for years and only realise it's actually meant to be a dress when they write it on the receipt at the dry cleaners.

21. Pretty much all jeans are ankle-grazers on you.

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22. Shops always seem to run out of the largest shoe size first.

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Or they just don't stock any of your size at all.

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24. You often have to choose if you want your towel to cover your tits or your bum.

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29. But you'd never want to be an inch shorter.

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