22 Things Only Cat Owners Understand About Cats
It's not all cuddles and purring.
Cats will always think they rule the household.
Cats love destruction.
Cats are most likely to sit on you when you're trying to work, or when you need a wee.
And they will usually give you the arse-end.
You can't fight cat hair – you just have to accept it as part of your life now.
Cats have no concept of privacy, and will insist on following you into the toilet.
And they have no concept of personal space, either.
Cats will want to eat whatever you're eating, even if they don't like it.
Cats sleep for what seems like 95% of the time.
In fact, the only times they seem to be awake is between the hours of 5 and 7am.
And they usually like to sleep where you are most likely to trip over them and fall to your death.
Cats do not see feet as part of you, but as a separate creature, which needs to DIE.
Despite being pretty small, cats can take up well over 50% of a double bed.
Or they will insist on sleeping directly on your face.
Cats are terrible decision makers and as soon as you close a door, they will think they want to be on the other side of that door.
A cat's paws are actually the cutest part of a cat.
When cats show you their bellies, there is a 50% chance they want it tickled, and a 50% chance they will bite your hand off if you touch them.
Like people, not all cats are photogenic.
Cats will do everything possible to inconvenience you.
Cats are absolute dick-twats.
And the most lovable creatures.
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