1. Sign up to a society, that you will never go to, but receive emails from for the rest of your life.
2. Leave your freshers' fair with so much useless free shit from random companies, that you won't throw away until you leave uni.
3. Pick up more free condoms than you will ever actually get round to using.
4. Think that you seriously fancy a fresher rep.
5. Buy a wristband for about £50 that gets you into three club nights, all of which will have a fancy dress theme.
6. Make a fancy dress costume out of a bin bag or a cardboard box.
7. Go to a white T-shirt party and have someone draw a dick on your back.
8. Forget a lot of people's names.
9. Tell roughly 1,000 people what you got in your A-levels and what school you went to.
10. Make a new best friend really, really fast.
11. Realise that you might not be automatically best friends with everyone who lives near you.
12. Fill in so many forms, and do so much boring admin.
13. Get woken up at 5am by a fire alarm when you're really hungover.
14. Go to the supermarket and have over 50% of your trolly be taken up with booze.
Done the food shop for Uni...
15. Miraculously survive on Super Noodles alone.
16. Or maybe the odd supermarket pizza, either burnt or a bit undercooked.
17. Get your first drunk meal from your local chippy.
18. Play a really cringe game of Never Have I Ever.
19. Learn some kind of banterous drinking song, or chant about how your halls is the best.
20. Regrettably snog someone you think you'll never see again, but then it turns out they're in all of your lectures.
