1. Sometimes you don't buy the cheapest wine in the shop.
2. And you never buy the cheapest toilet paper anymore.
3. You only drink vodka squash at 2am when you've finished all your other mixer.
4. You do your laundry before you've completely run out of underwear.
5. You actually like living in a clean house, more than you hate cleaning.
6. Occasionally when your friends come over you offer them food.
7. You've spent your own money on a practical appliance.
8. You may even have wanted to buy an appliance, because that's what you're into right now.
9. You look forward to nights where you can stay in by yourself and do nothing, more than big nights out.
10. You've eaten a salad because you want one, and not because you feel like you have to.
11. Teenagers seem very loud to you these days.
12. You get excited about things like cushions and candles.
13. You don't cry every time you have to pay a bill.
14. You'd rather spend your money on fancy cheese than entry to the coolest new club.
15. You've liked an engagement photo on Facebook without having an existential crisis.
16. You've made an "oof" sound when sitting down or standing up.
17. You seem to always have more errands to do.
18. Sometimes you feel ancient and wise, but most of the time you feel like a child pretending to be a grown-up.
19. You can do whatever the fuck you want, when you want.
