1. This is you every time it's vaguely warm.
2. You hate sweating, even more than most people hate sweating.
3. You don't understand sunbathing.
4. Waking up with the sun streaming right into your eyes is your idea of hell.
5. You don't understand the great appeal of drinking outside.
6. Everywhere is too crowded in the summer.
7. And getting public transport is suddenly a health hazard.
8. You like the room you sleep in to be nicely chilled.
9. You feel much more comfortable in winter clothes.
10. And what exactly are you meant to wear to work when it's hot?
11. Summer can also involve showing parts of your body that rarely see the light of day.
12. You think that insects are more attracted to you than other people.
13. Even though you know you hate the sun, you feel pressure to go outside.
14. There is nothing nicer than being inside when it's raining.
15. And winter food is obviously better than summer food.
16. Winter means you can enjoy your favourite hobby guilt-free.
17. And if you do go out, you can go to the inside of a pub.
18. Remember cool breezes?
19. But don't worry summer will probably be over by August.
