1.
You don't just get boob sweat patches, but legit boob sweat rivers.
2.
And you've definitely taken a sweaty sports bra out of the wash to wear again.
3.
You've thought you started your period, because your crotch sweated so much.
4.
You've chosen being on time for work over washing your hair, even though it got really sweaty.
5.
And obviously moustache sweat seems to happen even on a freezing run in January.
6.
Your feet have suffered A LOT.
7.
You've done your fair share of snot rockets, but always in the direction of the wind.
8.
You've chafed in areas you didn't realise were even touching.
9.
And of course done the chafer's waddle home a couple of times.
