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    Posted on Dec 29, 2015

    34 Reasons Why No One Should Ever Live In Hackney

    Definitely not the best part of London. Nope. For sure. Terrible.

    1. Because the streets are just so boring.

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    Street art in Hackney Wick.

    2. And our canals are just muddy and brown.

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    Street art in Hackney Wick.

    3. Because the parks are all really ugly.

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    Clissold Park

    4. Seriously, they look terrible all year round.

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    Clissold Park

    5. Because it's way too polluted for any wildlife to thrive.

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    Hackney Marshes

    6. Definitely wouldn't want this guy to be your neighbour.

    7. This chap looks like a pest.

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    Hackney Marshes

    8. And it's all just so unpicturesque.

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    East End River Walkway

    9. Because no one should ever have to live this close to a canal.

    10. They're just such an eyesore.

    11. Because industrial buildings are just so bland and underwhelming.

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    Regents Canal

    12. Ew.

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    Regents Canal

    13. Because there's nothing you'd want to buy in our markets.

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    Ridley Road Market

    14. Six metres of gorgeous fabric for £5.99? You're alright.

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    Ridley Road Market

    15. Nope, don't want to eat those.

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    Broadway Market

    16. Because there's just no history in Hackney.

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    Broadway Market

    17. Because who would want to swim in a 50m outdoor heated pool in the heart of London?

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    London Fields Lido

    18. Because instead of a king living inside this castle, it's just a boring rock climbing centre, open to everyone.

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    Castle Climbing Centre, Green Lanes

    19. Because the Hackney Empire definitely doesn't put on the best pantomime in London every single year.

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    Hackney Empire

    20. Because you can't get a good pizza anywhere.

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    Sodo Pizza

    21. Because a good fry-up just doesn't exist in Hackney.

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    The Shepherdess Cafe, City Road

    22. And nobody even knows what a roast is.

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    The Kenton, Kenton Road

    23. Because street food is all the rage in Hackney, and that stuff is gross.

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    Street Feast, Dalston Yard

    24. And everyone knows that pubs with massive gardens suck.

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    The People's Park Tavern

    25. Because Hackney is just full of warehouses and tower blocks.

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    Aziziye Mosque, Dalston

    26. And everything else is just chain shops.

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    Ridley Road Market

    27. Because the Overground is definitely worse than the tube in every single way.

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    Hackney Wick

    28. No one would want to cross this bridge every day.

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    Overground bridge, De Beauvoir Town

    29. Would rather be in a tunnel.

    30. Because nothing happens in Hackney.

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    Queue for Radio 1's Hackney Weekend

    31. Because there are no views in Hackney.

    32. And it's all so grey.

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    Regents Canal

    33. Because you definitely couldn't do this in Hackney.

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    Hackney Marshes mountain bike trail

    34. So whatever you do, never live in Hackney.

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