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    43 Reasons Never To Visit The South Downs

    Definitely the worst of Britain's national parks.

    1. The South Downs is just a load of green fields by the sea.

    2. And it's so small and built up for a national park.

    3. There's no wildlife, it's just all lifeless hills.

    4. There's no interesting buildings, just bland little cottages.

    5. All those flint walls are so samey.

    6. There isn't much variety to the scenery.

    7. Who would want to hang out in this gnarly wood?

    8. This looks like a boring place to go for a walk, no thank you.

    9. Can't see why anyone would want to go horse riding around here.

    10. This beach looks so cramped.

    11. And the Southdown sheep definitely isn't the cutest, little fluffy-faced sheep.

    12. And all that industrial farming is so ugly.

    13. All those bails definitely spoil the view.

    14. And even if you did want to go, there's no where nice to stay.

    15. Definitely don't visit in the winter, it looks terrible.

    16. Not a great place to go sledging, too many long gentle slopes.

    17. It's just such a hilly place to go for a walk.

    18. It's a terrible place to admire the wild flowers.

    19. All those cliffs are just so... White.

    20. They're just so underwhelming and mild.

    21. Looks like a terrible place to watch the sun rise.

    22. And it's definitely a terrible place to watch the sun set.

    23. Beachy Head might be the tallest sea cliff in the country, but that lighthouse really ruins the view.

    24. Not worth climbing that hill, too much effort.

    25. And it's so windy! Who likes wind? No one.

    26. All those cliffs are so ugly up close.

    27. If you get bored of the countryside, there aren't any nice towns to visit.

    28. Wouldn't want to eat fish and chips on that pier.

    29. And you can't get any famous Italian ice cream.

    30. All the beaches are shingly, so they're ugly and they hurt your bum.

    31. And nothing ever happens there.

    32. And Lewes' bonfire night party is just so boring.

    33. It's such an ugly town anyway.

    34. And it has absolutely no history.

    35. The South Downs are just too close to Brighton.

    36. And Brighton is just one big eye sore.

    37. It has such an ugly sea side.

    38. It's just so bland and boring.

    39. No fine dining to speak of.

    40. And definitely not any good fish and chips.

    41. And you can't get a good 99 anywhere!

    42. The South Downs has nothing to offer. That freezing sea doesn't look at all tempting.

    43. It's a genuinely boring place to visit.