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Bitchy people can't help but judge.
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So when a bitchy person chooses you as their number one, you know you are probably 100% perfect.
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Bitching is the most fun, especially when you're doing it with a particularly talented bitcher.
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Being a bitch's S.O. also makes you their number one go-to bitching buddy, which is a constant source of entertainment.
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And it means you'll always have something to talk about on the way home from every party.
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Bitchy people always have a way of finding out the most scandalous gossip.
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And they will always make sure to tell you everything they know.
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If they have any kind of juicy conversation, or if they see any cringe Facebook updates, they will definitely screenshot it and send it to you.
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Bitchy people are the absolute best at cancelling plans.
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And they'll always find a way to not invite that person you both find annoying, who you really should probably invite.
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If you ever want to get something off your chest, you know your bitchy S.O. will be ready and waiting with open ears.
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If anything annoying happens to you at work, they'll really care and be properly annoyed with you.
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And if you ever need them to hold a grudge for you, they'll do it better than anyone.
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If you want to find anything out about anyone they are definitely the best Facebook stalkers around.
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But you should probably be aware of their back-stalking ability.
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Bitchy people will always be up for playing "fuck, marry, kill", rating people out of 10, and playing "what would you change if you were them?"
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They might pretend to be nice a lot, but when you know a bitchy person really well you'll be able to see straight through this.
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But with you, you can always trust them to be brutally honest even if you don't really enjoy it at the time.
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And you know when they pay you a compliment that they're actually being genuine.
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If you hate someone your bitchy S.O. will automatically hate them too, even if you don't really have a reason.
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And they will never, ever judge you for being too bitchy.
