Buzz·Posted on 5 Nov 201521 Things Everyone Who's Been To Klute Just GetsEveryone in Durham knows it was the second-worst nightclub in Europe, but the first one burnt down.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When you get to Klute it will either be empty or there will be a massive queue. View this photo on Instagram 2. Between the months of December and February the road down to Klute is basically a vertical ice rink. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Empty Klute is a sad, sad place. 4. If Klute looks empty the only reasonable thing to do is to go next door to Jimmy Allen's and get pissed on Jonny Woodgates. 5. And then head back to Klute for a quaddie. 6. Or maybe a Jäger train if you're having a quiet night. 7. Every time you go to Klute there will be a group of people in matching T-shirts. View this photo on Instagram 8. There will also be several people in fancy dress at all times of the year. View this photo on Instagram 9. And a lot of naked people. Beth McGarrick @BettyGrape WHY IS KLUTE FULL OF TOPLESS MEN! #uniyes 10:17 PM - 01 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. You can't go to Klute without getting hit on. 11. And you can't get off with someone without it being photographed multiple times. View this photo on Instagram 12. Everyone has a different dirty rumour about someone doing a sex act in Klute. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You see the most random things on the dance floor. View this photo on Instagram 14. This is an accurate picture of the upstairs Klute toilets most nights. 15. And these stairs are basically just a slippery death trap. View this photo on Instagram 16. Old Klute was infinitely better than new Klute. 17. You haven't really graduated from Durham University unless you've brought your parents to Klute. View this photo on Instagram 18. The only properly good thing about Klute is the smoking area. View this photo on Instagram 19. Though it's the reason why it's so easy to lose everyone you know in Klute. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Klute playing anything other than pure cheese is just wrong. 21. And you can't leave Klute until you hear "That's Amore". View this video on YouTube youtube.com It sounds very different without a couple of hundred drunk people singing along.