Buzz·Posted on 7 May 201619 Skills That Are 100% Essential For Working In An OfficeYou can switch tabs like lightning when your boss walks behind you.by Flo PerryBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Giving a polite answer to the question "How was your weekend?" without actually giving any details of what you did with your weekend. 2. Closing a tab in 0.43 seconds when you sense that your boss is nearby. shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Boss: mike Boss: Mike Boss: Mike Ginn Me: whaaa sorry was just... doing an email 11:38 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite "What do you mean I was looking at cute pictures of cats? Of course I was looking at this interesting spreadsheet." 3. Always knowing to plan to "work" from home after a night of heavy "networking". 4. Having a diverse vocabulary of sneaky looks to give to your work BFF in every meeting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Double-triple-checking you're in the right Gchat window when you're about to send a bitchy message. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Taking over an hour for your lunch break, but not so much that it's actually noticeable. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Being reasonably civil to people who you're actually very annoyed with, every single day. Pin Up Teacher @pinupteacher How to be a grown up at work: Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great" 02:03 AM - 03 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Enthusiastically volunteering to go on any errands that involve leaving the office. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Remembering all juicy pieces of work gossip that you hear, even if you were so wasted you don't remember anything else about the office party. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Sneakily taking your phone to the toilet so you can have a quick Candy Crush break from work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Labelling all your food, and all communal office food that you want to save for yourself, so that no one else dares steal it. 12. Stealing things from the fridge that are labelled with someone else's name and only feeling a tiny bit guilty about it. 13. Avoiding all tasks that involve printing something. 14. Eavesdropping, but making it look like you just casually stopped in the middle of the office to look at that interesting pile of paper. View this post on 15. Drinking the perfect amount of coffee so you can stay awake, but without getting the caffeine shakes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Signing a birthday card without actually knowing who it's for. 17. Avoiding eye contact when your boss asks if anyone is free to work on the weekend. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Having a sixth sense for when there's about to be some free food. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And finding any excuse to expense lunch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF