1. You are not as pretty as this bread filled with mac ’n' cheese.
2. No living homo sapien is as beautiful as this plate of pasta.
3. Take down all the pictures in your house and replace them with pictures of these mozzarella stick onion rings.
4. Don't compare yourself to this apple pie/cake hybrid. There's no point.
5. There is no way you're as hot as this chocolaty bread.
6. Your boyfriend looks like poo compared with this eggy bacony cheesy bagel.
7. These Chipotle chips are sexier than any crush you've ever had.
8. You are not worthy of this simple margherita.
9. No one you've ever met is as pretty as these tacos.
10. These honey garlic chicken wings are hotter than Ruby Rose and Chris Hemsworth's theoretical future child.
11. These cookies should win America's Next Top Model.
12. These full English breakfast cups are hotter than you at your peak hot, just before you're about to go out on the town.
13. These baked potato cups would be the cool kid at school.
14. If this cheese and ham bread ring could do your job, it would do it better than you.
15. These fried spring rolls would flirt with your boyfriend right in front of you.
16. These Parmesan sweet potato fries could be on the cover of any magazine.
17. This mini pizza is definitely more attractive than your mum.
18. You boyfriend keeps a picture of this double cheeseburger in his wallet.
19. These chocolate hazelnut churros will be in your dreams tonight.
20. These cheeseburger onion rings are so out of your league.
21. This single gin and tonic chocolate truffle could probably earn more money than you.
