1. Kicked one of these.
2. Strawpedoed a load of alcopops, or winepedoed if you were a proper lad.
For the uninitiated, this is just a way of downing stuff really fast out of a bottle. The straw lets air in to replace the lost liquid, making for the fastest ejection of liquid possible. Probably the best physics lesson most of us ever had.
3. Stole spirits out of your parents' ancient drinks collection and then topped them up with water.
4. Did 95% of your underage drinking in a crap park.
5. Broke into a children's playground at night and took lots of pics on the climbing frames and swings.
6. Purposefully dressed up as an adult to try to get served in your local corner shop.
7. Bought this brand of surprisingly cheap vodka and then were bitterly disappointed when you worked out it was only 20%.
8. Memorised your new star sign whenever you borrowed someone else's ID to get into a club.
9. And hid a miniature Glen's vodka in your bra so you didn't have to buy drinks when you got in.
10. Drank Lambrini because you didn't really like wine yet.
11. Bought knockoffs of alcohols that were already pretty cheap and grim.
12. Spent all your money on 3-litre "sharing" bottles of very cheap cider.
13. Drank a premixed journey juice out of a water bottle on the way to whatever shit park you were going to.
No one thought it was just squash in that bottle.