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18 Problems Only People Who Are Always Cold Understand

You are always in a heating war.

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1. Even if it's warm outside, the minute you step into any place with air-conditioning you are freezing.

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2. Which means you're probably always begging your colleagues to turn off the air-conditioning at work.

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Because it's hard to work when you have to type with gloves on.

3. And when you get home you'll probably have an argument with your family or housemates about the thermostat.

It's hard to "put another jumper on" when you're already wearing two.
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It's hard to "put another jumper on" when you're already wearing two.

4. Your heart sinks whenever someone suggests sitting outside.

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Even if it's a nice day, give it 20 minutes of sitting outside and you'll be freezing.

5. And any outdoor event requires a lot of preparation.

Interpretation of my life. I'm always cold.

You'll probably need to bring your whole wardrobe and several blankets.

6. But the worst is when you're flirting with someone and then they say, "Want to go outside?"

Obviously you want to carry on flirting with this person in more private, snogging-friendly surroundings, but you also don't want to freeze to death.
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Obviously you want to carry on flirting with this person in more private, snogging-friendly surroundings, but you also don't want to freeze to death.

7. If you need to pee in the night you will weigh up if it's worth freezing your arse off on the cold toilet seat, or if you'll just have to hold it until morning.

You always give in, but it's still torture.
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You always give in, but it's still torture.

8. Your nice outfits are always ruined by having to wear massive coats over the top.

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9. And your hair is always ruined by wearing a massive hat to keep your ears warm.

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10. Whenever you hold someone's hand you get complaints that your hands are made of ice.

Other people generally seem quite reluctant to be your human hand warmer.
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Other people generally seem quite reluctant to be your human hand warmer.

11. And when you share a bed with someone they always squirm away from your frozen feet.

So inconsiderate.
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So inconsiderate.

12. You like the taste of cold drinks, but holding them can be a challenge.

You seem to spend way too much time holding cold beers in drafty bars.
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You seem to spend way too much time holding cold beers in drafty bars.

13. So you've ordered a hot drink before just to warm you up.

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And then you don't want to finish it because holding something warm is so nice.

14. You hate sitting near the door in a restaurant.

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Especially when people keep coming in and out and leaving the door open.

15. Most of the time when you say you are cold other people reply with, "It's not cold."

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They try to deny your coldness and it's very annoying.

16. It takes you twice as long to get dressed as warm-blooded people.

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Mainly because you're always worrying whether you're wearing enough clothes, but also because you wear twice as many clothes it takes twice as long to put them all on.

17. Sometimes you wear so many layers it can be quite difficult to bend your limbs.

Tights under jeans is never that comfortable.
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Tights under jeans is never that comfortable.

18. And then there's that it's a whole six months before summer comes again.

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But even then we'll have to deal with air-conditioning.

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