1. In the USA you cannot buy an Aero in a regular shop.
This is chocolate filled with air bubbles and it comes in various flavours and it's amazing. The mint one is vividly green and it's the best.
It's not freedom if you can't buy a Mint Aero.
This is chocolate filled with air bubbles and it comes in various flavours and it's amazing. The mint one is vividly green and it's the best.
Flakes are just chocolate but they fall apart more in your mouth. We have a tradition of sticking it in soft serve ice cream. This is called a 99 or a Mr Whippy, and it's amazing.
You can get Cadbury in the US, but Hershey banned the import of it, so it tastes different and is made by Hershey's basically. And you can't get a load of the different kinds including Crunchies, Buttons, or Marvellous Creations.
British chocolate > American chocolate.
Americans think these dangerous weapons are a choking hazard.
You have to go to specialist ~European~ shops. Or pay for our superior chocolate to be shipped halfway round the world.
A crisp flavour based on an average 1970s dinner party starter shouldn't be a success, but it is.
Even salt and vinegar is hard to find.
Americans would love sweets that are meant to be alcohol flavoured, that contain no alcohol and taste just like fruity sugar.
Americans don't even have a copy of Ribena. They have nothing blackcurrant flavoured, because until 2003 blackcurrant farming was banned to prevent the spread of pine disease????
Imagine like a biscuit (cookie?) but cheese flavoured.
The Americans would love a pickle-flavoured baked corn snack shaped like a weird beast's foot!
They are the ultimate thing full of sugar and fat! In Scotland they deep fry them, which sounds like something the USA would love.
They have graham's crackers instead, but whoever Graham is he doesn't make his biscuits quite right.
You can't get this oaty crumbly perfection on any highstreet in America.
It's like Fanta but MORE.
Tea cakes filled with the fluffiest marshmallow and chewy caramel wafers are nowhere to be found across the pond.
So you can't get it in the US. Random.
Do they even have a chocolate bar full of coconut? How do they manage without one?
Basically they are a totally different thing. Americans need more little bits of chocolate that come in tubes that you can funnel straight into your mouth.
This is again because KitKats are slightly different in the US because Hershey's controls them.
Listen here 'Merca, it's not a big deal that you don't have Lilt or Hobnobs. They're nice but they're not life changing. However, KitKat Chunky Peanut Butter is life changing. It is unofficially the BEST chocolate bar available, so Brits if you're thinking about moving to the US, remember SAY GOODBYE to the great KitKat Chunky.