1. Stealing a bit of all your parents' spirits and then topping them up with water so they'd never notice.
2. Purposely dressing ~older~ so you could get served.
3. Or just getting your friend with the biggest boobs to buy you all the alcohol.
4. Logging in and out of MSN so your crush was sure to notice you.
5. Or quickly saying "my friend typed that" if you said something ~naughty~ that you weren't sure about.
6. Using your GCSE maths to work out which drink was actually the cheapest per unit of alcohol.
7. Using milk or water as a mixer when it was the end of the night and you'd run out of Tesco Value Cola.
8. And always using squash as mixer because one 20p bottle would do you at least a couple of prelashes.
9. All telling your parents you were staying at each other's houses, when in fact you were all getting wasted in a park.
10. Going to a house party until 5am, and then killing time in Mcdonald's until it was a respectable time to go home after your "sleepover".
11. Memorising your star sign and your Chinese zodiac animal in case the bouncer quizzed you on your fake ID.
Hahaha remember when ya used to memorise your borrowed ID in the taxi to town, star sign the lot
You really thought ahead.
12. Buying a diet coke in a club and pouring in a miniature Glen's you'd smuggled in between your boobs.
13. Only buying one pint and then decanting tinnies into it in the toilet because you were skint.
14. Mixing your drinks in water bottles so you could take them on the train without being noticed.
15. Saving your chips you were too drunk to finish for breakfast.
Cold kebab chips for breakfast are what hangovers are made for
So nutritious.
16. Knowing what to put in a dirty pint to make it curdle, and therefore properly disgusting.
17. Using physics to down alcohol faster, with the power of strawpedos.
