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17 Borderline Genius Things Every Drunk British Teen Has Done

Putting your journey juice in a water bottle so no one knew it was Glen's and squash.

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1. Stealing a bit of all your parents' spirits and then topping them up with water so they'd never notice.

That's until you tried it on the Ouzo they got on holiday in 2003 and realise that Ouzo weirdly curdles with water.
Twitter: @mirandascapp

That's until you tried it on the Ouzo they got on holiday in 2003 and realise that Ouzo weirdly curdles with water.

2. Purposely dressing ~older~ so you could get served.

3. Or just getting your friend with the biggest boobs to buy you all the alcohol.

Or that one bloke who grew the least fluffy mustache.
Twitter: @georgiagraphs

Or that one bloke who grew the least fluffy mustache.

4. Logging in and out of MSN so your crush was sure to notice you.

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5. Or quickly saying "my friend typed that" if you said something ~naughty~ that you weren't sure about.

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6. Using your GCSE maths to work out which drink was actually the cheapest per unit of alcohol.

Instagram: @magdaspocccc

It was usually Frosty Jack's.

7. Using milk or water as a mixer when it was the end of the night and you'd run out of Tesco Value Cola.

God forbid you just stopped drinking.
Twitter: @HanaaAS99

God forbid you just stopped drinking.

8. And always using squash as mixer because one 20p bottle would do you at least a couple of prelashes.

No Robinson's for you, Tesco Value extra strength all the way.
Twitter: @Sophie_Frost

No Robinson's for you, Tesco Value extra strength all the way.

9. All telling your parents you were staying at each other's houses, when in fact you were all getting wasted in a park.

This was a very bad idea, but also, genius!
Twitter: @chloebroughall

This was a very bad idea, but also, genius!

10. Going to a house party until 5am, and then killing time in Mcdonald's until it was a respectable time to go home after your "sleepover".

11. Memorising your star sign and your Chinese zodiac animal in case the bouncer quizzed you on your fake ID.

Hahaha remember when ya used to memorise your borrowed ID in the taxi to town, star sign the lot

You really thought ahead.

12. Buying a diet coke in a club and pouring in a miniature Glen's you'd smuggled in between your boobs.

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13. Only buying one pint and then decanting tinnies into it in the toilet because you were skint.

No one said these were good ideas, just clever ones.
Twitter: @LooNews

No one said these were good ideas, just clever ones.

14. Mixing your drinks in water bottles so you could take them on the train without being noticed.

Instagram: @nickconville1

No one suspected you're very pale bottle of Diet Coke, you were sure of it.

15. Saving your chips you were too drunk to finish for breakfast.

Cold kebab chips for breakfast are what hangovers are made for

So nutritious.

16. Knowing what to put in a dirty pint to make it curdle, and therefore properly disgusting.

Instagram: @joshdalley

It was always Bailey's or Tia Maria.

17. Using physics to down alcohol faster, with the power of strawpedos.

Don't lie, these taught you something about air flow.
Twitter: @Gupp1y

Don't lie, these taught you something about air flow.