Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops

Jen Campbell, an aspiring English writer, maintains a blog where posts examples of the bizarre things that customers at her bookstore, "Ripping Yarns," say to her. Given the nature of many of these, it seems like most of these people have never even been to a bookstore before.

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