Upper-Middle Class Suburban Housewife Tweets

@PeanutFreeMom is a parody Twitter account where a guy based out of Natick records quotes he overhears at the upscale children's care center where he works. Using them, he's crafted the personality of Debra Jones-O'Brien, who apparently has a lot to say.

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25. "When I Say So"

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