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17 Completely Absurd Patron Saints That Actually Exist

These are the kind of saints who we should be invoking on a day-to-day basis. You know, grab a few beers with Saint Bibiana, go on a vacation in the Alps with Bernard of Menthon. These guys are the chillest of the saints, if not somewhat questionable.

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1. Saint Apollonia

Patron saint of dentists.
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Patron saint of dentists.

2. Saint Matthew

Patron saint of accountant, tax collectors.
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Patron saint of accountant, tax collectors.

3. Ivo of Kermartin

Patron saint of lawyers.
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Patron saint of lawyers.

4. Bernard of Menthon

Patron saint of mountaineers, skiers.
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Patron saint of mountaineers, skiers.

5. Saint Ambrose

Patron saint of beekeepers.
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Patron saint of beekeepers.

6. Saint Cajetan

Patron saint of gamblers, the unemployed.
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Patron saint of gamblers, the unemployed.

7. Saint Columbanus

Patron saint of motorcyclists.
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Patron saint of motorcyclists.

8. Saint Fiacre

Patron saint of taxi drivers, gardeners, STDs.
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Patron saint of taxi drivers, gardeners, STDs.

9. Saint Christopher

Patron saint of bachelors.
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Patron saint of bachelors.

10. Saint Genesius (Maritinus)

Patron saint of plumbers, actors, clowns, torture victims.
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Patron saint of plumbers, actors, clowns, torture victims.

11. Saint Gummarus

Patron saint of lumberjacks, separated spouses.
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Patron saint of lumberjacks, separated spouses.

12. Honoratus (Honorius) of Amiens

Patron saint of bakers.
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Patron saint of bakers.

13. Saint Lidwina

Patron saint of ice skaters.
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Patron saint of ice skaters.

14. Saint Drogo

Patron saint of coffee shop owners.
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Patron saint of coffee shop owners.

15. Saint Malo

Patron saint of pigkeepers.
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Patron saint of pigkeepers.

16. Saint Bibiana

Patron saint of hangovers.
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Patron saint of hangovers.

17. Saint Roch

Patron saint of second-hand dealers, gravediggers.
Via en.wikipedia.org

Patron saint of second-hand dealers, gravediggers.

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