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Okay, okay, we all know it's a cultural faux pas to adopt an American-centric attitude about the world, but loosen up for a second and laugh at these hysterically bizarre signs. English isn't quite the lingua franca yet. At least, not any of these forms of it.
Translation:
1) "If you see someone cloaked in a black fedora and trenchcoat, he's a spy, and is not allowed in the playground."
2) "If you bring a large dog into the park and he jumps on screaming children, and you try to reassure them, residents have the right to take away ownership of the dog."
Parking below it, though, is totally cool.
Brock? Is that you?
On the window of a police station, no less.
I'm having a hard time figuring out just what this package contains.