Fish Jones

I was cool with it all the way up until Judith and Holoferns. Now I am permanently mentally scarred. I like the painting. I like muppets. I'm not sure how well to handle that... O.O

20 years ago, she'd say that stuff to her friends and be fine with it. Now, she says that stuff to her friends and the whole internet goes berserk. The difference is it's on Facebook... which is why I keep my shit on Responses and not *on* the Facebook feed.

As for the independent thinking one--yes? So? Tell us what you want, duh. It solves a lot of problems. The Environment?: I am poor. My monthly budget is $300. Total. I spend most of that on a shit apartment. But I deliberately don't recycle and I deliberately get receipts… Read More

I agree with all of them except 1 and 5. 1. I grew up in a *huge* family. The only times we went out to eat *ever* was for birthdays and stuff. Now that I'm an adult, I'm childfree, but seriously, it's an event. Let 'em celebrate once in awhile. 5. I have allergies… Read More

You're 700 years old? O.o? Wow! How'd you do it?

I like reality. 8% of history going to black people. Sounds great to me.

Wait, hair stylists don't like black people? O.o? Weird. Around here, there are very few black people. (It's an Asian/White/Hispanic neighborhood)... and most of them I've seen at hair salons.

Dog humps female dog. Dog is straight. Dog humps male dog. Dog is gay. Dog humps your leg. Dog has humanality? O.o? Dog humps couch. Dog has... what? A couch fetish? WTF?

My best friend in high school was deaf. And I still thought this was hilarious.

Miss Piggy and Kermit are me and my lifepartner. I'm Piggy, she's Kermit. While yes, she wants to be way out there, Kermit keeps her from imploding. (ask me how I know this) Han and Leia on the other hand--definitely!